Kelly was always responsible for the Turntable at parties where her Rig was an unqualified success. Her Refined taste took her Off to a distant Shore in search of new, Gravity defying Tracks. It was on one such trip that she met Derrick...

Derrick spent too much time in his Cellar. Any man regularly seen with a Pipe was in need of a little frivolity under the Christmas Tree. However, Derrick was not a Bit concerned he was seen as a Bore until Kelly came along...

On the Shale Slide by the Reservoir, Derrick & Kelly contemplated their Off Shore romance. Kelly had undoubtedly got Derrick out of a Hole and made his head Swivel. With his new found confidence, Kelly could see she needed a strategy for a Blowout Preventer to stop her ending up in the Reserve Pit.

So for Derrick & Kelly the lessons are clear as a Mud Pit. Initial euphoria with your new found love soon wanes so think twice before you head off into the sunset. Hillfoot Steel is as old as the hills, and wise as very wise men. We will not leave you in the Reserve Pit and will Dig you out of any Hole. So go Off Shore with us and bring a happy ending to this cautionary tale.